Vengeance

There I was, innocently laying in the middle of the bed, when my human moved me. So I layed on her leg.

WHAT NOW, HUMAN?!

Attentions

My human is not paying enough attention to me. First, I took her spot to get her to notice me, but she just moved me. Then, I sat in front of her TV, but the evil light came back out, and of course I had to attack it into submission.

Well, if all else fails, I've left my hair in every spot possible around the apartment. Just little friendly reminders of me.

Elmer

Protector

My human told me she's not the only one who snores in this apartment. Obviously, that means there's a third somewhere here. So I decided to find this third while my human was safely sleeping.

Obviously, this means scaring it out by making as much noise as possible. I don't know why my human got so mad; I was just trying to protect her from this mysterious third.

Maybe I'll try again tonight. In the meantime, I will spend the day allowing my human to pet me.

Elmer

Dark

The human has odd sleeping patterns. She sleeps for long stretches when it's dark out. Everybody knows that's when the fun starts.

Although, the enemy light never comes out when she sleeps. I think it's afraid of her snoring.

Elmer

Takeover

My plan to take over the bed has not been successful. I have tried going to the middle of the bed so the human has to sleep around me, thus solidifying my ownership of the resting place. I have continually been foiled.

I shall go to my cardboard box and plot.

Elmer

Communication and Cheese

I let my human give me a little bit of cheese.  Then I purred and rolled over because everybody knows that's the inter-species symbol for "I want more in my belly!" She refused.  What's a cat to do?

Elmer

Visitor

Today was a pretty busy day.  Somebody came to fix my human's sink.  Don't worry, I kept the area underneath the bed well protected.

In other news, that blasted light continues to elude me.

Oops, nap time.

Elmer