For The Other Human

My human keeps asking me why I'm stretching. Because it feels good.

On the plus side, she's been giving me extra treats.

Elmer

Keeping Humans is Not Easy

My Human came home from wherever it is humans go. As a reward, I let her pet me for a long time. It wasn't long enough, though.

I tried gentle nudges. Then I tried a gentle headbutting.

Then I noticed that she'd been looking at her mail. I made sure it wouldn't distract her by knocking it to the floor.

FINALLY, I showed her my enticing belly. She just thought I was hungry.

I ate, of course, so as not to hurt her feelings. Humans are fragile creatures. It's not easy caring for them. Especially mine.

Elmer

Seeing Eye Cat

Sometimes I think my human can't see very well.  I sit next to her when she's eating, and sometimes I nudge the container with her food, but she doesn't give me food.  Obviously, she doesn't know it's me, so sometimes I have to sit next to her and purr and purr so she can hear me.  I'm a good kitty.

Elmer