For The Other Human

My human keeps asking me why I'm stretching. Because it feels good.

On the plus side, she's been giving me extra treats.

Elmer

Keeping Humans is Not Easy

My Human came home from wherever it is humans go. As a reward, I let her pet me for a long time. It wasn't long enough, though.

I tried gentle nudges. Then I tried a gentle headbutting.

Then I noticed that she'd been looking at her mail. I made sure it wouldn't distract her by knocking it to the floor.

FINALLY, I showed her my enticing belly. She just thought I was hungry.

I ate, of course, so as not to hurt her feelings. Humans are fragile creatures. It's not easy caring for them. Especially mine.

Elmer

Seeing Eye Cat

Sometimes I think my human can't see very well.  I sit next to her when she's eating, and sometimes I nudge the container with her food, but she doesn't give me food.  Obviously, she doesn't know it's me, so sometimes I have to sit next to her and purr and purr so she can hear me.  I'm a good kitty.

Elmer

Vengeance

There I was, innocently laying in the middle of the bed, when my human moved me. So I layed on her leg.

WHAT NOW, HUMAN?!

Attentions

My human is not paying enough attention to me. First, I took her spot to get her to notice me, but she just moved me. Then, I sat in front of her TV, but the evil light came back out, and of course I had to attack it into submission.

Well, if all else fails, I've left my hair in every spot possible around the apartment. Just little friendly reminders of me.

Elmer

Protector

My human told me she's not the only one who snores in this apartment. Obviously, that means there's a third somewhere here. So I decided to find this third while my human was safely sleeping.

Obviously, this means scaring it out by making as much noise as possible. I don't know why my human got so mad; I was just trying to protect her from this mysterious third.

Maybe I'll try again tonight. In the meantime, I will spend the day allowing my human to pet me.

Elmer

Dark

The human has odd sleeping patterns. She sleeps for long stretches when it's dark out. Everybody knows that's when the fun starts.

Although, the enemy light never comes out when she sleeps. I think it's afraid of her snoring.

Elmer