My Human came home from wherever it is humans go. As a reward, I let her pet me for a long time. It wasn't long enough, though.
I tried gentle nudges. Then I tried a gentle headbutting.
Then I noticed that she'd been looking at her mail. I made sure it wouldn't distract her by knocking it to the floor.
FINALLY, I showed her my enticing belly. She just thought I was hungry.
I ate, of course, so as not to hurt her feelings. Humans are fragile creatures. It's not easy caring for them. Especially mine.
Elmer
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